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I got @jackiekashian’s “It’s Never Going to Be Bread” and this joke is my whole life now.
Protip: The Greatest Secret Handshake Move that has ever been is the Spock ‘n Lock.
Fandom Yarn Giveaway!
To preview my upcoming shop update on etsy, I’m going to do a little giveaway!
The WINNER will be able to choose one of the following:
1) Doctor Who Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in You Sexy Thing, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Vortex I, Time Vortex II, and Bowties are Cool.
2) Sherlock Holmes Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in A Study in Scarlet, The Sign of Four, A Scandal in Bohemia, The Final Problem, and 221b Baker Street.
3) Hunger Games Mini-Skein Pack containing five 10g (40yd) skeins in Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Primrose Everdeen, The Girl on Fire, and Peeta Mellark.
4) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Sarah Jane Smith
5) One 50g (200 yd) skein in Rowena Ravenclaw(Whatever isn’t chosen will go up in my etsy shop soon after, so be sure to keep your eye out!)
All yarn is hand-dyed by myself on a sturdy 75% wool, 25% nylon sock-weight base. The yarn is superwash, but minimal bleeding is possible due to the hand-dyed nature of the yarn, so caution is urged when washing. All dyes are food-safe ;-)
Unfortunately, there are RULES:
-I’ll ship anywhere in the world.
-must REBLOG to enter, likes don’t count
-but no more than five (5) reblogs, more will get you disqualified.
-you don’t have to be following me :-) but feel free to if you want information on future shop updates!
-you should have your ask box open so I can contact you! If the winner doesn’t respond within 48 hours of notification, another winner will be chosen.
-contest ends at 11:59 PM US Central Time April 8th. Winner will be contacted April 9th.
-questions go here.Good Luck!
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Ep. 31 - HOW DID THIS GET MADE: BIRDEMIC SHOCK AND TERROR
w/ Special Guest Al Yankovic & Birdemic Star Whitney Moore!
Listen to our 2nd Live SUPERSIZED show at LARGO
What’s Birdemic?
On a 2009 “Best of” list, Bloody Disgusting listed Birdemic amongst its honorable mentions, calling it “the best worst film you’ll see in 2010”.[28] The Huffington Post referred to the film as “truly, one of the worst films ever made.”[3]Variety reported that “‘Birdemic’ displays all the revered hallmarks of hilariously bad filmmaking: inane dialogue…miscued music, godawful sound…and special effects that simply must be seen to be believed: birds dive-bombing and exploding in red-and-yellow poofs of smoke, and clip-art eagles, crudely pasted on the screen, with only their wing tips mechanically flapping.”[29]The Village Voice described Birdemic as “one more in the pantheon of beloved trash-terpieces.”[30]Salon commented on the “atrocious CGI” and reported that the film had become “a cult hit among bad-movie fans.”[31]
untitled game: It is a difficult thing to see.
Just try to look at something. Right now I am holding a paintbrush. I try to see it as a whole in one moment, to have a full and vivid experience of its entirety, and I fail. I cannot see it all at once. And so I focus on some aspect. The brush head. Black-haired, streaked with fading gradations…


